

One bearer of this name is the fictional Janice Hosenstein from the popular American sitcom Friends, which was portrayed by Maggie Wheeler. Janice is an extended version of ‘Jane’, which means ‘God’s gracious gift’. The whole town knows it, but it doesn’t stop her from fooling around with her half brother in the school locker room during lunch. About Francine:įrancine is the illegitimate daughter of the local pastor.


Two of those people who carry this name are Francine York and Francine Drescher. Francineįrancine originated from France and means ‘from France’ and ‘free’. Fannie’s sister Heaven still doesn’t speak to her. About Fannie:įannie got pregnant by her sister’s husband, Logan, because he had a well-paying job and she knew she could milk him for child support for the next 18 years. Fannie Hillsmith, Fannie Nampeyo, and Fannie Moody, all an artist, were bearers of this name. Fannieįannie is an English name that means ‘free’. She now fosters a tribe of kids to pay back the community that helped her so much. About Ensley:Įnsley was a foster child in the projects. Notable bearers include Ensley Carpenter and Ensley Bingham. EnsleyĮnsley became popular in the year 2011 and it means ‘one’s own meadow’. Her botched abortion when she was 14 means she ain’t had no kids, but when her sister died she inherited her five boys. About Emmy-Lou:Įmmy-Lou has been a waitress at the local cafe for nearly 30 years now. These two, when combined, will lead to a very powerful name. Lou, on the other hand, means ‘renowned warrior’. Emmy-LouĮmmy means ‘hardworking’, ‘industrious’, and ‘universal’. She used to be a junkie but she found love with Wayne who only lets her shoot up on birthdays and at Christmas. How contradicting, right? About Dolly:ĭolly is a mean-ass manager of a caravan park in Denver. Nonetheless, in Spanish, it is associated with ‘pain’ and ‘sorrow’. It is a name that has a childlike ambience into it because of the word ‘doll’. She makes extra money by selling pot to truckers in the carpark. About Dixie:ĭixie doesn’t like wearing shoes, but her job as a waitress at the local truck-stop insists she wears them. This sort of has a magical aura because of its similarity with the word ‘pixie’, a mythical creature. However, nowadays, you can also give this to anyone, even to the first born. Traditionally, this name is being given to the tenth child. She is foul-mouthed and sassy and likes to take advantage of tourists.ĭixie simply means ‘ten’. About Daisy:ĭaisy lives in a converted shipping container in a compound. It gives a cheerful, innocent, and pure feeling because it’s associated with ‘sunny day’. Daisy means ‘day’s eye’ and was actually derived from the flower of the same name. When you think of this name, you’ll think of flowers. Her Pa left her when she was two but she has loads of step-daddies. About Crystal:Ĭrystal is an aspiring country and western singer. Its Greek meaning is ‘follower of Christ’. But it doesn’t mean that anyone who bears this name is fragile. CrystalĬrystal was derived from the clear and colorless glass ice of the same name. She has eight kids to 11 different fathers, boy-short black hair and is severely obese. About Chastity:Ĭhastity is anything but chaste. It’s just so lovely to meet someone whose name is filled with goodness, especially when his or her personality resembles it. Her favourite drink is whiskey, straight and she smells like Impulse. About Brittany:īrittany is a bottle blonde pregnant cheerleader who loves to chew gum. There’s not a lot of information about her existence but it’s said that Britannia was a powerful woman who loved peace. Brittany was derived from the name of the Roman Goddess of Protection, Britannia, which was also an important symbol of Great Britain.
